cliffordsslice:

harry-says-hey:

NOT RISKING IT!!!

Who the fuck should risk this




Phil predicting his future in February, 2009.
He met Dan in October, 2009.

(Source: napkincole)



tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

(Source: odestayouhavemyheart)



Have you thought about fucking Luke Hemmings?

igniteirwin:

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cliffordangst:

Knowing luke is naked makes me happy



troyesivan:

TRXYE - 15/08/14


(Source: comesclean)



opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)




5 Seconds of Summer arrive at BBC Radio 1, 1st July 2014.

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it




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ryannminajj:

watch me call taco bell and ask if they eat ass and ask if baskin robbins has a topping called chest hair HAHAHA