cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014




“Human beings as a whole cannot be good for long before the bad creeps back in and poisons us again.”

(Source: trispriuh)




My mother says there’s an art to losing yourself. But I haven’t figured it out yet. I’m supposed to never think of myself, to always help others. To never look too long in the mirror.

(Source: prior-tris)



huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected



goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage




(Source: amazinghowell)



Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt



so-personal:

everything personal

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: bakwaz)




buildabitchworkshop:

god sent us steve carell




The Goblet of Fire! Anyone wishing to submit themselves to the tournament need only write their name upon a piece of parchment and throw it in the flame before this hour on Thursday night. Do not do so lightly! If chosen, there’s no turning back. As from this moment, The Triwizard Tournament has begun.

(Source: kathspierce)



teenssfromhell:

when u havent done ur homework but the teacher goes through the answers with the class

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(Source: seedy)



hartbigcanon:


Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.